Best man · Groom · Maid of honour · Father of the bride
Tell us a few stories about the couple. We write you a personal wedding speech in your own voice — delivered to your inbox as a digital text document within three hours.
Write my speech£24.99 · one digital speech, delivered by email · free rewrite if it's not right
100% digital — nothing is posted or shipped. No one attends your wedding.
A sample, written from three memories
I've known Tom since we were eleven, which means I've known him through the mullet, the ill-advised electric guitar phase, and the summer he tried to convince us all that he could surf. So when he told me he'd met someone who made him want to be a better man, my first thought was — thank goodness, someone finally will. And then I met Sarah, and I understood completely…
— Opening of a best man speech, from a form that took four minutes to fill in.
No blank page, no staring at your phone the night before.
Your role, how you know the couple, two or three memories, and the tone you want — funny, heartfelt, or a bit of both.
Your actual stories, shaped into a speech with a beginning, a laugh, a genuine moment, and a toast. Not a template with your name dropped in.
Delivered as plain text in an email — nothing to install, nothing posted to you. Ready to read, easy to edit. Want it adjusted? One free rewrite is included.
A template reads like a template — and the room can always tell. We turn your memories into a speech that sounds like it could only have been written about these two people, by you.
Delivered within three hours of your order. If we miss it, you don't pay.
Not quite right? Tell us what to change and we'll rewrite it once, free.
Four minutes to fill in the form. Three hours to your finished speech.
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Your finished speech lands in your inbox within three hours of ordering. If we ever miss that, the speech is free.
Tell us what feels off — too long, wrong tone, a story you'd rather cut — and we'll rewrite it once at no extra cost.
Best man, groom, maid of honour, and father of the bride. You choose your role on the form and we shape the speech to fit it.
A few minutes is plenty. Your role, how you know the couple, two or three memories, and the tone you're after. The more specific the memories, the better the speech.
A written speech, delivered as text in an email to the address you give us. That is the whole product — it is entirely digital. Nothing is printed, posted, or shipped, and nobody attends or performs at your wedding. You read the speech yourself.
Around two to four minutes when read aloud — the length that keeps a wedding room with you. You choose shorter or a touch longer on the form.